"Club Spongebob" Quotes

SpongeBob: Why don't you ask the Magic Conch?

Squidward: Oh, yeah! That'll happen. Right after I consult the magic toe nail.

 If you insist!

Spongebob: Squidward it could be worse.

Patrick: Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose.

 Uh..a litttle late Patrick...

<3

 

Time For Dessert!

Here are some desserts dedicated to my favorite cartoon character!!!

 





Bon appetit!

YAY!!!!!!

Whoa! 102 pageviews!!!! Thanks you guys! I don't know why you're looking at my blog but i appreciate it!

Here Comes Doodle!

Quotes from Frankendoodle:

Patrick: Pretty good, SpongeBob, but its lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.

SpongeBob: Huhhh! Everybody's a critic.

Patrick: SpongeBob! Your drawing's coming to life!!

SpongeBob: Now, that's more like it Mr. Critic.

Patrick: No! I mean it's swimming away!

SpongeBob: Do you know what this means Patrick?

Patrick: Your art can never hang in a museum.

Looks pretty good to me!



SpongeBob: Hold it right there, Doodle! I brought you into this world and now I'm going to take you out. Any last words?

DoodleBob: (blabs in gibberish)

SpongeBob: I'm sorry, what was that?

DoodleBob: (repeats gibberish slowly. Sounded like "Bee-ba... Ba ha ba-ba.") He ea er ba bae!

(SpongeBob Erases DoodleBob's Face)

SpongeBob: Hold it doodle this is for your own good...( Erases Doodlebob) Take that! And that! And this that and this that and this that and this that and this that and this! AAAAAH! I am SpongeBob, destroyer of EVIIIL!

Patrick: Take it easy it's just a drawing.

 calm down, Spongebob


(DoodleBob drops a wrench on Patrick's Head)
DoodleBob: (blabs in gibberish)

SpongeBob: See what I mean, Patrick?

Patrick: Where's the leak, ma'am?

(DoodleBob draws a bowling ball on a rock and rolls it)

(Patrick gets hit with the bowling ball twice)

SpongeBob: Are you OK Patrick?

Patrick: FINLAND!

 Ouch

Messages from Spongebob...

Spongebob: Hey everybody! It's Leif Erikson Day!! Hinga Dinga Durgen!!!





Spongebob: Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets


 Too late!


Spongebob: Well it's no secret that the best thing about a secret, is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly!


Huh?

Peace Love Spongebob <3

Yum!

Plankton: Holographic meatloaf?? MY FAVORITE!!

 Mine too! =)

Let's Get Serious...

So did anyone watch the debate last night...ouch....all I'm saying is I'm praying for you, Obama

Not that I'm a Romney supporter....AT ALL...but that was a pretty bad night for Obama...

Four Words: WHAT. WERE. YOU. DOING.

Lookit!

Some pictures you will never forget



Official Definitions

Here are some definitions for "Spongebob" from the Urban Dictionary....enjoy!!!   =)

• Little square dude
• One who wears square pants; One who lives in a pineapple under the sea
• A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab. He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he.
• Funniest cartoon character in years! He's naive yet shows signs of intelligence which his friend Patrick Star lacks. Also works for Mr. Krabs at the Krusty Krab making Krabbie Patties!
• An awesome little Sponge dude. Square. Yellow. Amazing. He lives in a Pineapple.

 

Honestly, I don't care what it is.....luv him anyway!

 

 

 

 

 

Spongebob quotes to live by

Spongebob: Moss always points to civilization

 Thataway!!!

Squidward: No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio.

Moral of the Story: Listen to public radio.

Squidward: No, Patrick, horseradish isn't an instrument either.

Who knew?


Peace luv Spongebob <3

NO WAY

Fifty-one pageviews?!?!?! AWESOME!!! but still one problem...no comments!!!! where r u guys?

Un video....Enjoy!!!

My New Motto!!!

By the way, this is NOT mine....just saying.

Eternal Quotes from one of my favorite episodes!

SpongeBob: I am just so touched that you would go to the trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry-cook and stand on the other side of the street just to entertain me. You must really like me!

Squidward: Spongebob, there are two problems with your theory. One, I hate you. And two, how can that be me when I'm standing right here?

Or you could go with....

Squidward: Years ago, at this very restaurant, the hash-slinging slasher used to be a frycook, just like you. Only clumsier! And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties, it happened...

SpongeBob: He forgot the secret sauce?

Squidward: No.

SpongeBob: He didn't wash his hands?

Squidward: No!

SpongeBob: Irregular portions?

Squidward: NO! He cut off his own hand! By mistake!

SpongeBob: You mean like this?

[At every 'this', SpongeBob removes his arm and a new one grows back] SpongeBob: Or like this? Or this? Or this? But what about this? Or this? Or this? Or this?

Squidward: Except he wasn't a sponge!

SpongeBob: So?

Squidward: So it didn't grow back!

SpongeBob: OH NO!

Squidward: And he replaced his hand... with a rusty spatula. And then... he got hit by a bus! And, as funeral, they fired him! So now... every... What day is it?

SpongeBob: Tuesday.

Squidward: Tuesday night! His ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance!

More Views!!!!! Yay!!!

Ok so my page view numbers have been going up which is good. Thing is, I have no idea who's viewing!!! Comment. Share. Complain for all I care! Just let me know ur there!

What about you?

I haven't really asked you guys anything, have I....So tell me? What's your favorite character? Why? Fav quote? Tell me everything...

 

More!!!

Wow, you guys! 17 pageviews.....I was hoping for 5 so...awesomeness!!! Keep watching....sorry there was a delay in posts...you know how it is..so.....funny spongebob quote anyone?


Patrick: I'm mad

Spongebob: What's the matter, Patrick?

Patrick: I can't see my forehead.

Who doesn't love patrick? 

Spongebob Flashbacks!

Ok so watch this video and notice how with every scene you can tell exactly what episode it's from.....

Not mine, just by the way!!!1 But super funny just the same.

How can one so stupid be so cute?

Spongebob Knows All

Food prices are on the rise. However, Spongebob has the perfect solution.

National Free Balloon Day episode, Patrick and Spongebob are on the run for "stealing" a balloon that pops and they can't replace it

 

Patrick: "I wish we had something to eat, though"
Spongebob: "Look what I've got!" (holds up two chocolate bars)
Patrick: "Rectangles!"
Spongebob: "Not just any rectangles, Patrick. Candy Bars! Now all we have to do is make them last the rest of our lives!"

 

Genius!

 

More Spongebobage

Spongebob and co do another version of an LMFAO song.....enjoy! =)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX1wi...eature=related

Hurray!!!! =)

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PEACE LUV....ADORABLE SPONGEBOB!!!

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0DO7f5y5EQ&feature=related

Elections

Hi! So as you all know, election season is here....full of more and more finger pointing. And, as only Patrick could say.....

"It may be stupid, but it's also dumb."

Live long and prosper! :)

Hi ya'll

Hi you guys! My first post on a new blog...wow. As you can see, this is a blog representing my favorite cartoon character, Spongebob. Say hi, Spongebob!

Hope you guys like this blog.... :)