Spongebob Knows All

Food prices are on the rise. However, Spongebob has the perfect solution.

National Free Balloon Day episode, Patrick and Spongebob are on the run for "stealing" a balloon that pops and they can't replace it

 

Patrick: "I wish we had something to eat, though"
Spongebob: "Look what I've got!" (holds up two chocolate bars)
Patrick: "Rectangles!"
Spongebob: "Not just any rectangles, Patrick. Candy Bars! Now all we have to do is make them last the rest of our lives!"

 

Genius!