Un video....Enjoy!!!

My New Motto!!!

By the way, this is NOT mine....just saying.

Eternal Quotes from one of my favorite episodes!

SpongeBob: I am just so touched that you would go to the trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry-cook and stand on the other side of the street just to entertain me. You must really like me!

Squidward: Spongebob, there are two problems with your theory. One, I hate you. And two, how can that be me when I'm standing right here?

Or you could go with....

Squidward: Years ago, at this very restaurant, the hash-slinging slasher used to be a frycook, just like you. Only clumsier! And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties, it happened...

SpongeBob: He forgot the secret sauce?

Squidward: No.

SpongeBob: He didn't wash his hands?

Squidward: No!

SpongeBob: Irregular portions?

Squidward: NO! He cut off his own hand! By mistake!

SpongeBob: You mean like this?

[At every 'this', SpongeBob removes his arm and a new one grows back] SpongeBob: Or like this? Or this? Or this? But what about this? Or this? Or this? Or this?

Squidward: Except he wasn't a sponge!

SpongeBob: So?

Squidward: So it didn't grow back!

SpongeBob: OH NO!

Squidward: And he replaced his hand... with a rusty spatula. And then... he got hit by a bus! And, as funeral, they fired him! So now... every... What day is it?

SpongeBob: Tuesday.

Squidward: Tuesday night! His ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance!

More Views!!!!! Yay!!!

Ok so my page view numbers have been going up which is good. Thing is, I have no idea who's viewing!!! Comment. Share. Complain for all I care! Just let me know ur there!

What about you?

I haven't really asked you guys anything, have I....So tell me? What's your favorite character? Why? Fav quote? Tell me everything...

 

More!!!

Wow, you guys! 17 pageviews.....I was hoping for 5 so...awesomeness!!! Keep watching....sorry there was a delay in posts...you know how it is..so.....funny spongebob quote anyone?


Patrick: I'm mad

Spongebob: What's the matter, Patrick?

Patrick: I can't see my forehead.

Who doesn't love patrick? 

Spongebob Flashbacks!

Ok so watch this video and notice how with every scene you can tell exactly what episode it's from.....

Not mine, just by the way!!!1 But super funny just the same.

How can one so stupid be so cute?

Spongebob Knows All

Food prices are on the rise. However, Spongebob has the perfect solution.

National Free Balloon Day episode, Patrick and Spongebob are on the run for "stealing" a balloon that pops and they can't replace it

 

Patrick: "I wish we had something to eat, though"
Spongebob: "Look what I've got!" (holds up two chocolate bars)
Patrick: "Rectangles!"
Spongebob: "Not just any rectangles, Patrick. Candy Bars! Now all we have to do is make them last the rest of our lives!"

 

Genius!

 

More Spongebobage

Spongebob and co do another version of an LMFAO song.....enjoy! =)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX1wi...eature=related

Hurray!!!! =)

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PEACE LUV....ADORABLE SPONGEBOB!!!

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0DO7f5y5EQ&feature=related

Elections

Hi! So as you all know, election season is here....full of more and more finger pointing. And, as only Patrick could say.....

"It may be stupid, but it's also dumb."

Live long and prosper! :)

Hi ya'll

Hi you guys! My first post on a new blog...wow. As you can see, this is a blog representing my favorite cartoon character, Spongebob. Say hi, Spongebob!

Hope you guys like this blog.... :)